My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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