I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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