we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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