Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Dicks are not precious.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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