I am spending my child support on dildos
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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