You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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