if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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