dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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