so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
