69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
she smelled like a LAN party
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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