Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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