hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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