with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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