Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I think I sprained my soul last night
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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