Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Life without a bra equals bliss.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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