yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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