Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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