They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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