You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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