So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
we're so committed to being not committed
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
