No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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