Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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