I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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