I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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