I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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