The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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