This girl is more easily done than said...
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Randomize
