And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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