just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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