This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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