Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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