I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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