i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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