we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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