You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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