She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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