Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize