So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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