I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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