Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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