do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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