I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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