I got her a Nickelback box set.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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