I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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