is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
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