I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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