I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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