There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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