Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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