This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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