was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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