just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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