I want to walk on stilts...naked
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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