I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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